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boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

(Source: warbyparker)


"And so tha lion fell tha fuck up in ludd wit tha lamb…” he murmured. I looked away, hidin mah eyes as I thrilled ta tha word.
“What a wack lamb,” I sighed.
“What a fuckin weak-assed lion"

Bella mothafuckin’ Swan (via envianne)

(Source: bamming-slamming-bootylicious)


cyberlocc:

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

(Source: whitegenocide)


puffymind:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

(Source: puffyminds)


catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”


decotex:

white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.


poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

(Source: cheyennekaris)


omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark


relahvant:

1nd2rd3st:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

the arrogance and entitlement on this one is strong

oh my lord what a twat of a male

(Source: stileshelbig)


anninymouse:

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”